J.J. Stoopid-Face

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 03:34:15 GMT

you ever send something to the printer and instead of printing the document you intended it creates some alien language with weird symbols and patterns that you never knew your computer could even create? like there is all these foreign designs but in some strange way it is kind of organized at the same time... i just want to know what's the deal with that?

also anyone have a good idea for a business story in hunterdon county that i can do by tuesday? i am fresh out of ideas and time keeps ticking on by... your help would be appreciated...

thanks,
the management

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 22:23:15 GMT

i got punched in the nose last night...

dim lights, big country

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 02:48:31 GMT

so today i found out that Jay McInerney used to work at the Hunterdon County Democrat when he was young... and though he was kind of a jerk because he thought he was too good for the place and was going to write the great 80's novel and become the zeitgeist for his generation for a short while until the lights went out, he actually did do it (i mean until he tried to write another novel). but man i wish i could be a one-hit-wonder.

(note to self: write great american novel tomorrow)

because writing philosophical questions to myself makes me feel stupid...

Thu, 12 Aug 2004 06:48:57 GMT

so maybe it was because i was called the dirty word of "sir" too much these last couple of weeks and i am feeling immaturely old or perhaps synapses are misfiring into walls of fatty tissue or maybe because i am writing again (constantly in any form i can get my fingers on) but the comfort that i was becoming accustom has been ignoring me lately. coincidences and anomalies have blanketed me lately as if i was in some really shitty soap opera season finale with slightly better acting and far less believable plot turns. every person that i have had interaction with in the last 10 years has in one way or another associated themselves with me again. at work, i have discovered twisted stories of old high school friends; at a township board meeting i ran into a stranger that recognized me and elaborated with detailed stories on an evening (lost in my own mind) that i spent down the shore with some people that i was once close with that i now can barely remember; i am getting emails from blasts from the past; my phone is ringing with calls that i don't want to answer. I feel like it is building up to something but i am sure it is nothing less than a scorching case of contagious entropy.
regardless of what it is, i feel in some way that i am only satisfied when my life is undulating in a constant state of imbalance. i suppose i am unsure of everything lately except the fact that this incessant thoughtless bitching must end. i will leave those that have read this far with a little Hunter s. Thompson (appropriately since i am pretty drunk).

"It was the tension between these two poles -- a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other -- that kept him going."

breathing through a straw

Fri, 26 Mar 2004 18:54:28 GMT

so i have had this wicked cough for over a week now and haven't slept for more than three hours without waking up in a death bed coughing fit. i was sure that i had a miserable cold or the onset of aidsbola or something like that but i didn't feel ill. so.... apparently asthma, although i haven't had it since i was like 2 is back and attempting to suffocate me. now i am getting a mild addiction to albuterol, which i must say gives you a really great high if you are not used to using it. no more smokes and this time i am serious about it -- end of story.....

BOOK CLUB

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 22:06:36 GMT

3 years since last post...

despite the first rule of book club i am going to ask... are we still on for wednesday even though it is St. Pat's day???? -- i hope so...

other business...

sorry i stood you up in ny dave, i am a rat bastard. can we make plans for your birthday, something really awesome so i can stand you up again??? what do you want to do -- its your day big guy...

i have heard, someone correct me if i am wrong but is it true that Ty has become a fury??? i was just surfing the internet and well i was at this little site called http://www.fursuitsex.com/ and ummm don't ask me why i was there, i must have got there by accident but i could have sworn i saw ty's eyes peeking out of one of those outfits, outfit (is that the right word?)

i will weigh 200 lbs at this rate

Mon, 17 Nov 2003 02:38:30 GMT

so i just wanted to say i have decided to work out and gain weight. i have come to conclude the only reason is vainity induced by getting out of a relationship. thus far, i have gained 6 lbs. that is one pound a day since i started this nonsence. it is kind of weird and twisted because i am amazed how quickly you can change your body for good and bad. i seriously think i am on at least a 10000 calorie diet right now.

typical days diet:

8:00
2-3 peices of toast with huge amounts of nutella and peanut butter

10:00
some kind of fruit

1:00
roast beef sub w/ cheese, bag of chpis, bag of peanuts, more fruit, bag of cookies, some type of candy

6:00
Large bowl of pasta, 6-7 pieces of bread, salad, lots of wine

8:00
More cookies

10:00
More nutella

Nutella is awesome!

don't get out your party hats yet

Mon, 10 Nov 2003 22:45:28 GMT

so i found out today i did not get the job with Norton Publishing so in effect i am not going to move to Michigan. i guess it is kind of good news, bad news. i am up for going somewhere completely foreign and really doing something different with my life for a while but at the same time, i am really comfortable where i am right now. anyway, they gave the job to a chick that has experience and lives in Michigan instead of me. that's fucked up, i am so much more qualified with my no experience in publishing and living in jersey -- maybe not? either way i am kind of bummed. on the up side, the manager guy said he wanted to meet with me again to talk about other openings. he said they get openings all the time. maybe my wet dream will come true and they will hire me for NYC, Cali or Hawaii. probably no chance on those except maybe NYC i don't even think they have anyone in Hawaii but that would be really rad. i really want to move into the city with all the kids that would be the fucking best. whenever that is going to happen???? we could all be like a punk-rock episode of Friends without the David Schwimmer guy. Man i hate that guy.

Anyway i am just venting... why don't we all just become international DJs and hang out in Miami and Ibizza? (sp?)

why isn't life easy???

check that shit out -- that's hot

Sun, 09 Nov 2003 23:27:18 GMT

illscientist tysonian what are you doing tonight???

illscientist glad to hear you had a great weekend, that fucking rocks!!!! I need me a suga momma too!!!

$20 sweet money cash

Sun, 09 Nov 2003 15:52:08 GMT

i thought you halloween bouncing souls kids would find this amusing.
apparently, i went to the show for free. i will try not to make this confusing. the night before the show i went online to ticketmaster and placed the order. at first, i was denied but on my second try it went through. so the next night, i went and got in through will call as you two remember. the next day i went to check how much money i had blown on my credit card and realized i could not access my account. when i call MBNA they told me they put a hold on my card due to the fact that ticketmaster is a site where alot of people use stolen credit cards on. so, the guy on the phone tells me i have to resubmit the order because it was declined. in conclusion, since i already attended the show there is no way i can now pay for it. so when it comes down to it i am $20 richer. YEAH FOR ME!!! at the same time though, the show was so good i almost feel bad not paying; not that bad though.

anyway that is awesome.

i am very bored at work (THE GARDEN CENTER) where it is 30 degrees out and no one wants to buy anything. so i am trying desperately to not look at the clock in attempt to make this useless day go by faster.

what is everyone doing tonight??? we need to do something because from what Ty posted last night he seems nearly as bored as me.

last question: how do i make Tysonian come up as a nice, user savvy link instead of just Tysonian or illscientist? can someone tell me so i don't look like sucha virgin to this whole livejournal business. i mean, i can totally tell you guys are like see that stupid guy who can't even make those name links - what a chump.

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 23:41:57 GMT

when the fuck are we going bowling again? $1 GAMES nuf said.

Thu, 30 Oct 2003 23:35:56 GMT

what is everyone doing for halloween????

Thu, 30 Oct 2003 22:20:40 GMT

so what's it going to be then, eh?
despite what the meager minded believe i am not a punk-ass motherfucker or retarded. i think the illscientist and tysonian do not understand that with my busy schedule of 6-8 hours of work, 2-3 hours of intense internet searching for bestiality mpegs, 2 hours of thinking about working out with blaring tough-guy music in the background and 3-4 hours of serious post-girlfriened masturbation i have very little time to deal with the trite antics of this site. if i was a punk-rock, book reading, sarah loving, hair growing, box stacking and unpacking motherfucker or if i was a record spinning, geisha tattoo loving, stone wall building, web-cam using Mr. CLean motherfucker i would have nothing but time to represent on this site. however, although i have a busy schedule, i made special time to introduce myself to you ruffians.
i am a eurotechno dancing, overdressed, recently single, 23 year old. i reside with my parents in a post college slump, not more than 15 minutes from the illscientist and tysonian. my favorite thinks are listening to "The Best of Journey" and watching Access Hollywood, MTV and shows about make-overs. if you too like these things please write me. the illscientist and tysonian like small shaved little boys.